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a mission for badass 
31st-Jan-2006 01:09 pm
What about, Drel, we send badass into "the other place" with an assumed identity and a license to cause trouble?
31st-Jan-2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
I think badass should create a profile on the other place with the username 'Scoundrel', just to see what happens.
31st-Jan-2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
Nah, with a name like badass, I reckon she should sweep in as fresh meat with a sprinkle of flavour of the month.

What would you like her to do there?
31st-Jan-2006 02:31 pm (UTC)
Start lunch threads in the Vault? Post porn? Just say willy a lot? Claim peculiar fetishes? Though every time a cocky newbie appears now everyone assumes it's my latest pseudonym. *weep*
31st-Jan-2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
are you still going to the other place, Drel? If you are, could you please bump up my Transfabagogo post in the events section. I haven't even looked since the hideous afternoon. Honest truth. Not even a peek.
31st-Jan-2006 02:44 pm (UTC)
No probs. Would you prefer Transfabagogo to be bumped by a dashing yet acne-covered superhero, or by my cat?
31st-Jan-2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
Fine, ignore me. So the cat did it.
31st-Jan-2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
I'm usually called Teacake.
31st-Jan-2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
But wait, Teacake. What of the ex of mine? Did there happen to be any women with dyed hair at Caption last year that you can recall?

And your mission in virtual reality will be similar, also involving reporting back on an ex of mine in order to torment me.
31st-Jan-2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
I protest. What a waste of a perfectly good spying mission! And I can report on that one. She's currently chasing [censored], who's entirely uninterested.
31st-Jan-2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
You've not told me where I'm going to spy yet. And anyway, I'd be a dreadful spy.
31st-Jan-2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
31st-Jan-2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised she hasn't chased our butch member. I'd have thought she'd be right up her strasse. Who could it be?

2nd-Feb-2006 03:57 pm (UTC)

the strasse is closed for refurbishment
31st-Jan-2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
There're always women with dyed hair. It's a comix thing.
31st-Jan-2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
31st-Jan-2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
I can't believe you're deploying LJ people you've never met to spy out exes! Cyberstalking is so hard to resist, though. I've caught myself opening up the Gaydar profiles of people I really fancy, just to have a quick perv when I'm bored at work. Or googling them to see where they turn up.
31st-Jan-2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
but the beauty of badass is that she can cyber stalk for me and REALITY stalk for me! She hold the key to Pandora's box. Open it for me, badass, I need the torment.
31st-Jan-2006 05:02 pm (UTC)
I think if we send her to the other place she might bust us. But perhaps we'd get some visitors here...?
1st-Feb-2006 08:10 am (UTC)
What is this other place?
1st-Feb-2006 08:10 am (UTC)
I have to say that jasonelvis is starting to sound like one hell of a Casanova, what with all these alleged exes. I'm terribly alarmed. Do they all get the ginger treatment, or just the very special ones?
1st-Feb-2006 12:44 pm (UTC)
The ginger treatment was a special bit of self-loving, badass, I haven't administered it to anyone else yet. And no, I'm not a casanova. I just like to keep a girl in every port and a finger in every pie.
1st-Feb-2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
And no, I'm not a casanova. I just like to keep a girl in every port and a finger in every pie.

Aren't they the same thing?
1st-Feb-2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
Nearly the same. I wouldn't call my port a "girl's pie" though. At least not within ear shot. that sort of thing makes it close up like an anenome.

1st-Feb-2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
I was all about to explain what I meant, but I think you already knew.
1st-Feb-2006 08:11 am (UTC)
I'm sure there'd have been at least one pink-hair there.
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