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Johnny & Madeleine Get The Horn
fancy a jaunt.. 
2nd-Feb-2006 04:05 pm
round the perv shops and gay bars of Soho dropping off some flyers this evening?
2nd-Feb-2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
just me then? Bah!
2nd-Feb-2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
I'm ill. I left work early and slept. Otherwise I would've. Meh
3rd-Feb-2006 11:50 am (UTC)
darn! I woulda cum...if only to press the flesh of the axolotl wielder.
3rd-Feb-2006 12:39 pm (UTC)

I think my pants would be a good home for an axolotl. Nice and damp today. Not through sexy thought though but through having a first refusal at the toilet (first refusal is an equestrian term for when the horse is about to jump but stops at the last minute. I normally use it to describe the jolt I get at the top of staircases when my vertigo kicks in and I can't go down them)Yeah, this first refusal was because there was some sort of liquid at the foot of the toilet pan. I was desperate for a wee but also remembered my shoelaces were undone and had a first refusal because I didn't want to drag my laces through someone else's wee. So I did a small amount of wee in my own pants instead.

If you take an axolotl out of water, it grows up into a newt, doesn't it?
3rd-Feb-2006 12:46 pm (UTC)
You and your pants like a small amount of wee don't they?

I have to admit - I know nothing of the life cycle of the axolotl, you have brought a frilly creature to my consiousness. Thanking you.

If however, it does grow up to be a newt - is that not the creature that Red Ken, the busfare putterupper rallies for? If so, I shall have to abandon my infatuation with the dickhead ruffled creature. Damn.

3rd-Feb-2006 02:10 pm (UTC)
No it does not grow up into a newt. Newts grow into a something else, I think. And Red Ken is not the axolotl's fault! *huff*
3rd-Feb-2006 02:44 pm (UTC)
*soothes huff with muff*

3rd-Feb-2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
oh, I clipper...sorry

3rd-Feb-2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
And I quit doing boys because of the stubble rash and everything.
7th-Feb-2006 01:40 pm (UTC)
Axolotls grow into salamanders. Except they don't, they're salamander-tadpoles that live their whole lives without becoming salamanders, but are able to breed in the immature form. I think they're actually a seperate species, rather than a kind of bonzai'd salamander.

Of course, salamanders are supposed to be able to live in fire, so lots of mythic fire/water symbolism going on...
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